oneorallofme.com

Abi in a houndstooth blazer taking a mirror selfie
At least one of me is your spirit animal. ;-)

HI.I'MABI.

OneOrAllOfMe

Polymath. Writer, entrepreneur, singer-songwriter, world-builder. Deeply feral maximalist futurist who sees shit other people don't see. I put puzzles together upside down and write backwards for fun.

I sugarcoat nothing because truth is stranger than fiction. My purpose is to give YOU permission to live like me: Follow what makes you happy and keeps you free.

Open a doorWhat I'm doing right now
Abi in headphones making a goofy face by candlelight
Shall we discuss Q4, King Tut, or the implications of kpop on global policy?
Studio shelf of gold artifacts, old books and a neon light stick
Nothing here is as it seems, pull the thread...
A lavender python with gold-edged scales coiled in shadow
Trust the vision more than the fear.

The doors.

Hover for the truth. Click for the mess.

01

Writing

Novels, essays, a Substack or six, podcasts (in a notebook, in the trash, on the cutting room floor), and an unhinged memoir in the works.

No you may not read my fanfiction. Hands off the flash drive.

02

Tools for Budding Entrepreneurs & ADHD Raccoons

Owners Like You, ways I help people struggling to make sense of all the ideas in their mind...or those standing at the edge of an irreversible life change decision. I've got you.

Yo, I built an app to help hustlers be motivated to earn, instead of punishing them for spending. FundLoot. It means...Fund your...yeah you get it.

03

Apparel & Perfume

I love shopping and hate half of what's available. Now you can be honest about that too.

The world wasn't offering what I want to buy. Ta Da! I fixed the world. :-|

04

Music

I learned so much about entertainment marketing and finding your personal voice from kpop and Taylor Swift...

And now I'm coming for you with what was once video clips of me ad-libbing in the car while delivering DoorDash.

05

Food

My mom could alter municipal policy with one freshly baked tray of chocolate chip cookies...

And now I'm taking heritage recipes, cuisines I love, the stories of people I love, and my own curiosity and cravings and seeing how far I can take these in an industry where I spent the better part of 20 years, Food & Beverage. Because Galactic Policy starts in your kitchen.

06

Current One-Off Projects

You never know what I'm doing in two months. Hell I don't even know! Come along for the ride I guess. Or be square.

These may turn into something, or nothing, or nothing for a long time and then suddenly something. I have ADHD. Follow the post-its.

07

Future-Forecasting the Universe ;-)

So...hypothetically for science...and asking for a friend...

...if I told you that I know how it ends...would you come and help me make it begin?

Give me a TED Talk and I'll show you how to connect these dots and change the world.

May I introduce you to... Adaptive Human Culture Development? Do come in.

Developing Lore

Solo-leveling my aura

  • AUG 2026

    Working delivery gigs and building this fever dream of a fucking website.

  • SEPT–OCT 2026

    Food truck shenanigans in Rugby, North Dakota. Thank god I have an RV. 🙄